10) In a face-to-face, one-on-one business meeting9) While in conversation with Elle McPherson8) Walking through traffic in Times Square7) In your car6) In your car, in the middle of an intersection, after you've run a red light 5) At your daughter's dance recital4) In a hospital waiting room3) Sitting on the porcelain convenience 2) At the alter, about to be married1) At a funeral (unless you're the one that's dead, in which case, who cares? -- see #6)