6:00 AM -- There is no better place to find memorable, interesting executive clothing than eBay.

I was looking for something to wear to Supercomm and came across this little ad for a "Home made chicken suit."

It's a tempting item. Only 40 Australian dollars and -- bonus -- it doesn't even look like a chicken suit.

I'm just passing this on as a public service. Please don't everyone bid on this and start a nasty price war. It's not like there's a shortage of self-toned stitching these days.

— Phil Harvey, News Editor, Light Reading