1:10 PM -- As Faithful Reader knows, your humble anthropoidal correspondent is always loath to report on telecom-related matters, but the following semi-literate email is striking, in that it comes from a reputedly genuine cyber security firm, not from the bereaved nephew of the late Prince Ndugu of Lesotho:

And who, you may ask, can perform this Vital National Security Audit? Could it be... Acunetix? Hmmm? For more on "the great purpose of jihad in the information sector," I refer you to the full release: US-CERT Issues Warning.

And everybody, please, before you PANIC... operators are standing by.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading