'We are NOT credulous ninnies!'
October 17, 2005
10:00 AM -- The 5th Annual Texas Bigfoot Conference was hosted this past weekend by the Texas Bigfoot Research Center.
The informative Website informs us that "many widely regional names have emerged over the centuries with reference to these creatures, including Wildman, booger, bush ape, skunk ape, and others..."
Booger?
Scoff if you will at my Uncle Booger, but respected author and fairy-dust enthusiast Janet Bord offers this irrefutable argument: "...if the skeptics are right and there is no such creature as Bigfoot, then it is a fact that thousands of Americans and Canadians are either prone to hallucinations, or compulsive liars, or unable to recognize bears, deer and vagrants."
Thousands of learning-impaired people? In Texas? Inconceivable!
Personally, I think it's Elvis.
— Larry, Size 9 Monkey, Light Reading
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