Headache Awareness Month

Torture Awareness Month

Accordion Awareness Month (coincidence?)

Hernia Awareness Month

Spina Bifida Awareness Month

Scleroderma Awareness Month (These massive beasts once roamed the Earth!)

Brain Injury Awareness Month

Aphasia Awareness Month

Effective Communications Month (Good luck, aphasics.)

Tourette Syndrome Awareness Month (frigging May 15 to June 15 goddammit!)

Low-Carb Awareness Month

Soul Food Month

Dairy Month

Beef Awareness Month (Eat more Slim Jims!)

Men's Health Awareness Month (Eat more Slim Jims!)

Turkey Lover’s Month (Hey. Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.)

Goat Trauma Awareness Month ("Stay alert. Goats are deceitful and can hide just about anywhere.")

Safety Month (Green ribbons available!)

Potty Training Awareness Month (Gotta add that to my to-do list.)

Children's Awareness Month (If you spot one, report it immediately to the authorities. They're deceitful and can hide just about anywhere.)

Invasive Species Awareness Month (Children, Mexicans, Canadians, Sclerodermas... you name it.)

National Celibacy Awareness Month (For some of us every month...)